Rockie Horoscope
From LoveToKnow Horoscopes
Rockie Gardiner is a popular syndicated astrologer who writes the Rockie Horoscope section of the LA Weekly website, The Improper Bostonian, and other publications across the country. Rockie writes a daily general forecast as well as weekly ascendant sign forecasts. She is especially known for her wit and humor.
About the Rockie Horoscope Author
Rockie Gardiner writes her Rockie horoscope column from Valley Glen, California. Born in New York City, Gardiner moved to L.A. in 1966 where she has lived ever since. Rockie horoscope can be found in many major newspapers across the country as well as online.
Some media outlets that publish her horoscope column include:
- LA Weekly
- Village Voice
- AlterNet
- EasyScopes
- Philadelphia Weekly
In each weekly column, Rockie writes a short weekly forecast for each sign. Her forecasts are always entertaining - filled with edgy humor while also offering specific advice for the upcoming week, based on astrological signs.
At the end of these horoscopes, Rockie appends an offer for a personalized 30 to 40 page "Transit Forecast" that details "the major themes and issues that will arise over the next 12 months." The cost of the forecast is $40.
Jim Morrison's Girlfriend
The title song of the Doors' last album entitled "L.A." woman was actually written by Morrison for his girlfriend Rockie Gardiner. Jim Morrison died before the release of the album, however Rockie held on to the original manuscript for years, and on that it was written "for Rockie the original L.A. Woman."
The Rockie Horoscope Website
Rockie's website is primarily devoted to offering various astrology readings such as Rockie's general forecast, weekly sign readings, and customized forecasts.
General Forecast
Rockie writes a general forecast that is about one paragraph in length. In this short segment, she outlines in detail the affects of upcoming movements of the planets and stars as they pass through the astrological signs. Her general forecast focuses on the planetary movements that will have an affect on everyone, regardless of sign.
Weekly Sign Readings
In her weekly sign readings, Rockie offers a similar segment as the general forecast, except this forecast is tailored to specific astrological signs. In these forecasts, Rockie outlines not only how planetary movements are going to create peace, cause havoc, or introduce confusion into your life, but she also details how people in your life, who have another sign, will likely interact with you over the coming week.
What make her weekly sign readings so unique are their fun as well as informational elements. Here is one sample in her weekly column:
"Even the garden could turn into an iffy topic for discussion, not to mention the garage and whatever is stashed there."
Because of this approach, her horoscopes can sometimes create some lively conversation, just try reading a few of them to guests at your next family gathering!
Personalized Horoscope
While the general forecast and weekly sign readings are free on her website, or available at the media outlets that publishes her Rockie horoscope column, Rockie also sells a variety of personalized horoscopes to her website visitors.
These personal horoscopes are detailed reports focused on specific dates or planetary movements that have the most impact on a person's life over the following year.
These reports include:
- Solar Return Report ($25): This report outlines where special events will take place in your life over the next year.
- Past Life Report ($25): In this pamphlet, Rockie describes how to overcome subconscious fears and guilt through looking at Saturn, lunar nodes, retrograde planets, and "the 12th house of your natal chart".
- Asteroids & Chiron ($25): This is a full natal chart analysis of the symbolic meanings, in your life, of asteroids and a planetoid.
- Yearly Transit Forecast ($40): This 12-month forecast analyzes the motion of the planets in relationship to your sign and the impact it has on your life over the next year.
- Natal Report ($20): Rockie provides the meaning of astrological factors that determine your inner qualities, strengths, and challenges.
- Compatibility Report ($20): In this report, Rockie outlines the aspects of your relationship including what draws you together and how your sign affects your communication.
- Hot Spots ($30): The Hot Spots report indicates where your best chances are, geographically, to find love, money or a good career. When you select a particular location, Rockie provides a full report about that hot spot.
Rockie also sells the following card reading reports:
- Soul Mates ($5.95): With your date of birth, Rockie lists the birthdays of people who will mean the most to you in the future.
- The Personal Report ($35): Defined in this report are your birth card meanings and influences.
- The Friends and Lovers Profile ($25): In this profile, Rockie analyzes how the individual cards of two people will affect the relationship.
Reading Horoscopes
While horoscopes are normally interesting and insightful, The Rockie horoscopes column is especially fun to read. The humor she injects into her articles serves to enhance the quality of her forecasts by giving them a uniquely human touch. Anyone can benefit from her general forecast or the weekly sign readings, if only to enhance your awareness regarding the forces that can influence your everyday life. The personal reports that she offers may be useful for anyone who is experiencing difficulty or hardship in their lives that they wish to seek a better understanding about.
Comments
Hi 805Elle,
Unfortunately, we cannot get your message to Rockie here, but don't let that stop you! The best thing you can do is to try to contact here directly. Thank You!
-- Contributed by: Jacqueline DautajYou rock girl! Love, love your scopes, and have looked so forward to the detail of them every wednesday but, can't access the weekly part on the LA Weekly page anymore! Did it change somehow?
Pouty Pisces
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